lordpayne:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”

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agent-bartowski:

elasticitymudflap:

corrupted-teens:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH AHAHAHAHAH AOMG

heLP IM PISS

OH MY FUCKING GOOD GOD OF ALL THINGS THAT ARE HOLY 

(Source: videohall)

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dokiidokii:

touchofgrey37:

gqgqqt:

belruel:

adrimnzr:

I can’t stop laughing. 

oh my god

I fell over.

pissed myself.

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sprocketdrox:

cocksandklainebows:

orgarren:

orgarren:

if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat

so uh- reblog this please xoxo 

Please she told me I need 10k

#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg

COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!

CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

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‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’

#you can’t tell me how to live my life wikipedia

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’

#you can’t tell me how to live my life wikipedia

(Source: salma)

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When your crush looks at you and smile:

dreamingbella:

And you’re like:

        

Then you go on with the rest of your day feeling like:

        

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we have a little something called integrity

(Source: ragingcanadian)

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mishasminions:

It Sam’s thing isn’t it? You taking on his cage match scars, I’m guessing that’s what broke your bank, right?
Well, it took everything to get me here

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